I JUST FUCKING LOVE INTERNET MEMES. WHO THE FUCK THINKS OF THIS SHIT? ONE SECOND, YOU’RE JUST MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, SINGING ON YOUR WEBCAM AND DANCING ON A TABLE FOR YOUR SUGAR DADDY; THE NEXT MINUTE, YOUR FAT ASS FALLS OFF AND BAM! BROKE YOUR NECK! AFTER THAT, THOUGH—->INTERNET SUPER SENSATION/FAMOUSTOWN! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME OR YOUR WEIRD YOUTUBE USER ID OR SOMETHING AND THEN THIRD-RATE COMEDIANS TALK ABOUT YOU ON VH1. FUCK YEAH! YOU MADE YOUR FUCKING MARK ON THE INTERNET, BABY! GO AHEAD AND DANCE TO “SINGLE LADIES” IN A CLOWN MASK! I AM TOTALLY FULFILLED BY JUST WATCHING THAT! THEN! YOU TOTALLY SMACK YOUR HEAD OFF THE TV AND THEN! YOU POST IT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S JUST THAT AWESOME! I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND I TRIED TO FRIEND YOU ON FACEBOOK BUT YOU BLOCKED MY WHITE ASS BECAUSE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO TALK TO STRANGERS ON THE FB-PIECE. I’M A CREEP, SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, SOMETIMES PEOPLE TRY WAY TOO HARD TO BE MEMES. OTHER PEOPLE, HOWEVER, WHO WENT TO A MILLION SMART PEOPLE SCHOOLS AND STUFF COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT AND GIVE YOU A FUCKING REASON TO KEEP FROM SWALLOWING A THREE-HOLE PUNCHER IN YOUR CUBE-PRISON KNOWN AS ADULTHOOD—LIKE BEAUTIFUL TALENTED LIAN AMARIS, WHO IS GIVING YOU THE FUNNIEST RYAN GOSLING FUCKING TUMBLR IN THE FUCKING WORLD. SHE IS THE FUCKING BEES KA-KNEES WITH HER SAVVY BIZ LADY TECH TALK DOMINATION THAT EVEN THE SHITBIRD STUFF-SHIRTS AT FORBES TOOK NOTICE OF HER AND NOW SILICON VALLEY RYAN GOSLING IS EVERYTHING ON THE INTERTUBES FOR THE ENTIRE 2K11. FUCK YEAH, BITCH! DO YOUR SHIT. JUST REMEMBER PEOPLE, THE MEME GODS CHOOSE YOU, NOT THE OTHER FUCKING WAY AROUND! THANK GOD PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU EXIST OR I WOULD CRUSH MY HEAD IN THE XEROX AND COPY UNTIL MY EYES BLEED. THANKS FOR GIVING ME LIFE!